For real. Even the Google doodle knew we were going to lose today for fuck's sake. WHY MUST YOU MOCK MY PAIN GOOGLE DOODLE ;______;

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This is the one of the cups that I care LEAST about, sports-wise, btw. I blame the surprising amount of rage on a mixture of flail-inducing boredom (BED.REST.HAAAAATE.) and post-natal hormones.